Anna: "At school on Friday my friend Robert used the S-Word!!"
Me: Really?
Anna: "Yes, and to a new girl too. Her name is Lola and Robert said the S-word to her."
Me: "Wait, what is the S-word? Is it stupid?" Thinking, please be stupid and not shit.
Anna: "It's Shut-Up"
Me: feigning horror, "Wow, that's terrible. Poor Lola."
Anna: "I know. Robert is not nice. The S-word is not as bad as the F-word though. Robert says he knows the F-word. But I don't know the F-word. I think I could probably guess though."
Me: Thinking back to every harried morning commute over the last few weeks, every muttered expletive.... "Ummm"
Anna: I think it's "Forget - You!"
Me: Fuck that was close.
3 comments:
Brilliant.
I didn't see it coming. Laughed out loud. good one.
I knew it was going to be "shut up." Not kidding. Went through the same thing. lololol
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